Dear smokers…

…I hate to tell you this, but you smell really bad. Without even seeing you, without knowing you were there, I can smell you from five paces away. And if you’re here for a job interview, maybe you should have refrained from smoking today, because you might as well have spent your last three hours farting. You smell very bad. I hope you don’t get the job because I don’t want to smell that daily.

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